And the winner is...

(Thanks for nothing, Will.)

This week’s issue was supposed to be about the Oscars. How I consider Oscar night a holiday. How for years my loved ones knew not to call me or look for me on Oscar Sunday. Sorry, busy!

As usual, I planned my snacks based on some of this year’s Best Picture nominees.

Pork gyoza for Drive My Car.

Cornbread bites with black-eyed pea relish and pimento cheese for The Power of the Dog.

Arroz con leche for West Side Story.

Kettle corn for Nightmare Alley.

Irish potato bites for Belfast.

They were so good! Here’s a sample:

Much like last night’s nominees, I planned a night of Oscar celebration and movie love.

Then Will Smith happened.

So I’m going to just end this issue here and move on.

Thank you again for reading and feel free to share your favorite movies of the year in the comments!

I care about you. Please don’t forget to eat your greens.